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Post by theo » Wed. Feb. 01, 2023 8:21 pm

"Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen ... "
I was walking past a tall wooden fence the other day, you know the kind you see outside a building site. As I walked along beside it I heard chanting coming from behind the fence further up... they were chanting numbers, or rather just one number.

"Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, ..." they excitedly chanted. It sounded like a small crowd, young and old; men, women and children. All of them saying the same number over and over.

As I approached I saw a small hole in the fence just big enough to look through. The hole was right where the sound appeared to be originating from.

So, with the crowd continuing to chant "... thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen" and it seeming to become more intense as I leaned down to place my eye at the hole and work out WTF was happening in there.

Just as I put my eye to the hole a small finger like that of a child poked me in the eye and the crowd stared cheered loudly and started chanting again..

"Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen..." ah that got me!!! :lol:

 
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Post by freetown fred » Thu. Feb. 02, 2023 7:41 am

Vely intelesting T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roll: :lol:


 
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Post by theo » Thu. Feb. 02, 2023 9:18 pm

You think eggs are expensive right now,,,, just wait till you fertilize one! :D

 
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Post by warminmn » Thu. Feb. 02, 2023 10:29 pm

Ha Ha! Dirty jokes are funny but clean ones that are funny make me laugh 14 14 14 times!

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