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A customer service issue??? – Who done it?

Ok fellow Chubbyites.. Houston we may have a problem. Larry's worst nightmare happened a couple of days prior to Christmas. Someone sent Larry a BAG OF COAL - UPS Rang the doorbell, and left the package!!

Of course when one receives the dreaded coal bag on Christmas, typically you feel like the GRINCH has screwed you. You feel you have not measured up to a customer’s - expectations. Was this a larger than life gift of anthracite nut coal? Yes it was!

Pretty sure this is from a NEPA member but we NEED your help here. So we are asking the Chubby and NEPA Community to determine just who the sender is!! Larry would like the mystery sender to be flushed out, and flushed out right now.

As such I am offering a brand new grate bottom to the person who posts the right board name of the NEPA member who did this so. Once exposed – I intend to flourish this coal bag sender with customer service kindness until they are totally happy !! A new grate bottom will be REWARDED to the first board member with the right members name (guess even)

This contest runs to Jan 1st, 2017 At that point we will go back and find the first member who got it right! By then either a member will figure it out or the private detective we have hired will bring the person to me.

Seriously guys.. Who sent Larry a bag of coal for Christmas?? No joke who did this?

hmm, I wish I had 3 guesses and I think I could nail it. One guess I'll say Hambden Bob, just cuz it sounds like something he'd do

Did the bag burn good, or did it have lots of rocks and iron in it.

I'm gonna say"Mr. Crane". That looks like Dougies handwriting on that bag, with the tilted 'C'!!!
Cheers Dougie!

warminmn wrote: Did the bag burn good, or did it have lots of rocks and iron in it.

Reports indicate the coal burned just fine!

So many suspects!

CoalisCoolxWarm wrote:So many suspects!

And hence the reason we are asking for help to identify the perpetrator of this wanton act of coal giving.

hmmmmm where is SHERLOCK HOLMES or inspector CLUSSO !! interesting !!!

Did he ask for coal from Santa?

davidmcbeth3 wrote:Did he ask for coal from Santa?

Don't all coal burners ask for Coal from Santa? Only this coal wasn't under the tree. Hence the mystery that must be solved.........

Fiendish Dirtbag that I am,I must say that I'm Highly Honored to be mentioned in this crime against Chubby ! :bag: However,I cannot accept blame for pulling this one on The Trainer !! There's a Skillful Bamboozeler amongst Us !!

send me all the coal you want !!!

Hambden Bob wrote:Fiendish Dirtbag that I am,I must say that I'm Highly Honored to be mentioned in this crime against Chubby ! :bag: However,I cannot accept blame for pulling this one on The Trainer !! There's a Skillful Bamboozeler amongst Us !!

Ah Shucks! I was guessing since you are now a proud owner and like a good joke that it would be you.

I think HB could be protesting a bit too much. Then again he does thrive on "Confusing The Hell Out Of Yuppies And Other Locust-Like Critters" which applies to about 99.999% of the good members here on NEPA..... hmmmmmmmmm

This 'Ol Letcher is humbled to say the least ! If I was going to hard drop Christmas Coal on "The Trainer",I'd of made the long,hard trek to do it in person !! Ho-Ho-Ho ! This just makes me think that I can't wait for this Year's Coal Meet-n-Greet !!

Ok...I don't own a Chubby...but I am a dreamer, so I stop by this section often. I'm gonna throw out "Logs" as the plausible deed do'er!