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coal stove jokes
Posted: Sat. Feb. 20, 2021 6:46 pm
by Paul k
Anybody know any coal jokes?
Re: coal stove jokes
Posted: Sat. Feb. 20, 2021 7:22 pm
by mntbugy
Name 3 parts of a stove.
Answer: Lifter,leg and poker...
Re: coal stove jokes
Posted: Sat. Feb. 20, 2021 8:33 pm
by warminmn
Go to your room Mntbugy!
Re: coal stove jokes
Posted: Sun. Feb. 21, 2021 8:03 am
by freetown fred
That ain't right M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Re: coal stove jokes
Posted: Sun. Feb. 21, 2021 9:49 am
by lsayre
I always thought my ComfortMax stoves rating of 75,000 BTUH was a rather big joke. And the same joke applies about equally to all USA made stoves BTUH ratings. Cut the ratings in half and then I begin to feel much better about them.
For my stove, burning about 74 lbs. of coal per day hits ~half of 75,000 BTUH on an input basis.
Re: coal stove jokes
Posted: Sun. Feb. 21, 2021 2:09 pm
by freetown fred
That's not a joke Larry!! That's just reality. I'm figurin my 50-93 puts out all she can when & where needed & does a damn good job heatin the old homestead.
Re: coal stove jokes
Posted: Sun. Feb. 21, 2021 3:42 pm
by HandFire
lsayre wrote: ↑Sun. Feb. 21, 2021 9:49 am
I always thought my ComfortMax stoves rating of 75,000 BTUH was a rather big joke.
I've never seen DS advertise BTUH, only BTU. Will your stove hold 75,000 BTU of coal? Sure it will.
Re: coal stove jokes
Posted: Sun. Feb. 21, 2021 3:45 pm
by warminmn
Stove joke... I dont understand why anyone would have a stoker. I'd rather run it by hand
Re: coal stove jokes
Posted: Sun. Feb. 21, 2021 3:54 pm
by tsb
W why do that when you can lifter leg and poker.
Re: coal stove jokes
Posted: Sun. Feb. 21, 2021 5:06 pm
by warminmn
The only leg here to lift is my own. My "nuts" get warm
Re: coal stove jokes
Posted: Wed. Feb. 24, 2021 3:07 pm
by Aehenc
The stove remembered James with great warmth
Re: coal stove jokes
Posted: Wed. Feb. 24, 2021 3:24 pm
by freetown fred
A, what the hell kind of a coal stove joke is that?????????????????????????????????? LOL
Re: coal stove jokes
Posted: Wed. Feb. 24, 2021 4:55 pm
by mntbugy
Name 3 parts to a car?
Answer: rubber,nuts and bumper.
Re: coal stove jokes
Posted: Tue. May. 11, 2021 6:58 pm
by Paul k
Lmao these were great!
Re: coal stove jokes
Posted: Wed. May. 12, 2021 10:26 am
by EarthWindandFire
lsayre wrote: ↑Sun. Feb. 21, 2021 9:49 am
I always thought my ComfortMax stoves rating of 75,000 BTUH was a rather big joke. And the same joke applies about equally to all USA made stoves BTUH ratings. Cut the ratings in half and then I begin to feel much better about them.
For my stove, burning about 74 lbs. of coal per day hits ~half of 75,000 BTUH on an input basis.
I agree with you Larry. Its not talked about much, but there's a lot of disappointed and bitter radiant stoker owners. I've had my fair share of PM's from board members over the last ten years.