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Post by Paul k » Sat. Feb. 20, 2021 6:46 pm

Anybody know any coal jokes?


 
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Post by mntbugy » Sat. Feb. 20, 2021 7:22 pm

Name 3 parts of a stove.


Answer: Lifter,leg and poker...

 
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Post by warminmn » Sat. Feb. 20, 2021 8:33 pm

Go to your room Mntbugy! :clap:

 
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Post by freetown fred » Sun. Feb. 21, 2021 8:03 am

That ain't right M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

 
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Post by lsayre » Sun. Feb. 21, 2021 9:49 am

I always thought my ComfortMax stoves rating of 75,000 BTUH was a rather big joke. And the same joke applies about equally to all USA made stoves BTUH ratings. Cut the ratings in half and then I begin to feel much better about them.

For my stove, burning about 74 lbs. of coal per day hits ~half of 75,000 BTUH on an input basis.

 
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Post by freetown fred » Sun. Feb. 21, 2021 2:09 pm

That's not a joke Larry!! That's just reality. I'm figurin my 50-93 puts out all she can when & where needed & does a damn good job heatin the old homestead. :)

 
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Post by HandFire » Sun. Feb. 21, 2021 3:42 pm

lsayre wrote:
Sun. Feb. 21, 2021 9:49 am
I always thought my ComfortMax stoves rating of 75,000 BTUH was a rather big joke.
I've never seen DS advertise BTUH, only BTU. Will your stove hold 75,000 BTU of coal? Sure it will. :D


 
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Post by warminmn » Sun. Feb. 21, 2021 3:45 pm

Stove joke... I dont understand why anyone would have a stoker. I'd rather run it by hand

 
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Post by tsb » Sun. Feb. 21, 2021 3:54 pm

W why do that when you can lifter leg and poker.

 
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Post by warminmn » Sun. Feb. 21, 2021 5:06 pm

The only leg here to lift is my own. My "nuts" get warm :lol:

 
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Post by Aehenc » Wed. Feb. 24, 2021 3:07 pm

The stove remembered James with great warmth

 
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Post by freetown fred » Wed. Feb. 24, 2021 3:24 pm

A, what the hell kind of a coal stove joke is that?????????????????????????????????? LOL
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Post by mntbugy » Wed. Feb. 24, 2021 4:55 pm

Name 3 parts to a car?


Answer: rubber,nuts and bumper.

 
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Post by Paul k » Tue. May. 11, 2021 6:58 pm

Lmao these were great!

 
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Post by EarthWindandFire » Wed. May. 12, 2021 10:26 am

lsayre wrote:
Sun. Feb. 21, 2021 9:49 am
I always thought my ComfortMax stoves rating of 75,000 BTUH was a rather big joke. And the same joke applies about equally to all USA made stoves BTUH ratings. Cut the ratings in half and then I begin to feel much better about them.

For my stove, burning about 74 lbs. of coal per day hits ~half of 75,000 BTUH on an input basis.
I agree with you Larry. Its not talked about much, but there's a lot of disappointed and bitter radiant stoker owners. I've had my fair share of PM's from board members over the last ten years.


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