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Yesterday my wife put in some firewood in the house and was muttering after a pile of wood fell on her foot. Last night I tried to get my fire going at 1 AM, but it went out after I went back to sleep and work up at 3 AM and it was 61 in the house. Fooey with that, so I started burning coal, and now at 6:35 AM it is 10 degrees outside and now 78 degrees inside, a 17 degree rise in 3-1/2 hours!

Anyway this is what she muttered. Does anyone want to continue the conversation...

I never dropped coal on my foot so hard it hurt
I never got a splinter from coal
I never had to work with coal a dozen times

I never hurt my back lifting a bag of coal onto a wood splitter
I can shovel coal out of a snow bank and it will still burn
I never worked overtime to pay for coal

I never had a chimney fire with coal.
I never have smoke coming out of my chimney with coal.
I never termites, carpenter ants or other insects in my coal.
I never have to get up in the night to feed my boiler with coal.
I never have to maintain a chain saw or splitter with coal.
I never have to cut, split, stack and handle my coal a half dozen times.

I never spend my weekends gathering up heat.

I never have to worry about not having my cellphone seeing a connection when I used to be out in the woods dropping trees by myself.
I never have to go to the chiropractor again nor suffer back spasms.

I think "Warm Morning" says it all.

I never have to unload it one piece at a time for the customer and restack it in the basement or backyard for them.

I stand there with a smile on my face while coal rolls out the back of the hopper bottom and up the conveyor belt into the bin!

With coal, I never had to kill mosquitos in the house everyday up until about Christmas because I stored wood in the warm basement.

Not one bug of any kind in 13 years of using coal.

Paul

I never have to say I'm sorry to the flag of the good ole' U.S.A.!

With Coal,Im never short on the Quantity of Decent,Nice Folks on this Board !

I never had to spray coal for a thousand spiders that hatched inside my house on a pile of wood.

With Coal I Never...worry about using an outdated mouse.

"I never have to worry about which site to go to, for entertainment and information." This is the one, and only one out here. Thanks Richard..."SERIOUSLY".

I never have to worry about the price of coal doubling.

With coal I'm never afraid to walk out in my back yard and not be able to see the neighbors house thru the thick cloud of smoke.

Paulie