Lehigh pranksters Story By Jack

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Post by Den034071 » Fri. Nov. 26, 2021 10:19 am

This story goes back to 1950s at L C N no.8 mine .At the 6th level some 1200 feet below surface /.Pete J xx andChas Mc xx had just got off the elevator an were walking to chute 61 there work place .Chas was grumbling About What Happened Yesterday .Two other miners Sam xx And Mike Xx had fired 6 sticks of dynamite up there chute at the Coal Face .All Chutes Are Connected By A Airway .Consequently Pete And Chas after the blast Were Dusted and Covered with it .Note All Miners Usually Tell The Nearest chutes To Take Cover Before Firing The Shots To loosen Coal .Chas Said Im Going To Get Revenge And Fix The 2 Bustards .Just then Chas Groaned .Pete asked whats Wrong / .Chas repied i Was out for supper i Had two limberger sandwiches with garlic and onionAnd couple beers too .Well Chas went up the chute and Crossed the airway to Chute60 where the dust guys were drilling in the face .Chas drpped his pants And Left A Nuclear Limberger Fart .Soon The AirwayPulled the Fart Down To Sam An Mikes chute workplace .Arrrgh whats That Smell Im Going To Throw up the Two Hollered .Sum na Beech .Well Chas Hollered down the chute toSam an Mike .Hey dust me again you bustards Revenge Is Sweet .Or Sour .Pete Was My dad .Enjoy Jack

 
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Post by theo » Fri. Nov. 26, 2021 10:40 am

HA HA,,,,, We had a few fellow's at work that had some bad butt's also!! :D Thanks for the blast Jack! Brought back some memories!! :hangover:

 
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Post by StokerDon » Fri. Nov. 26, 2021 10:45 am

Den034071 wrote:
Fri. Nov. 26, 2021 10:19 am
A Nuclear Limberger Fart
:lol: :lol:

The new definition of Nuclear War! :lol:

Good one Jack!

-Don


 
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Post by Hambden Bob » Fri. Nov. 26, 2021 2:39 pm

I'm still chuckling,Jack! Good One!

 
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Post by hank2 » Fri. Nov. 26, 2021 2:59 pm

No where to run! Thanks for the tale Jack!

 
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Post by freetown fred » Fri. Nov. 26, 2021 3:44 pm

Keep em comin Jack---I love em!!!!!!!! :)


 
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Post by KLook » Fri. Nov. 26, 2021 4:17 pm

I resemble that remark or so I am told....Got revenge that way a few times, just not 1200 ft underground....great story Jack! As FF says, keep em coming!

 
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Post by buffalo bob » Fri. Nov. 26, 2021 8:09 pm

freetown fred wrote:
Fri. Nov. 26, 2021 3:44 pm
Keep em comin Jack---I love em!!!!!!!! :)
double ditto

 
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Post by Hoytman » Sun. Nov. 28, 2021 6:44 pm

:lol: Pretty good, Jack!

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