Lehigh pranksters Story By Jack
This story goes back to 1950s at L C N no.8 mine .At the 6th level some 1200 feet below surface /.Pete J xx andChas Mc xx had just got off the elevator an were walking to chute 61 there work place .Chas was grumbling About What Happened Yesterday .Two other miners Sam xx And Mike Xx had fired 6 sticks of dynamite up there chute at the Coal Face .All Chutes Are Connected By A Airway .Consequently Pete And Chas after the blast Were Dusted and Covered with it .Note All Miners Usually Tell The Nearest chutes To Take Cover Before Firing The Shots To loosen Coal .Chas Said Im Going To Get Revenge And Fix The 2 Bustards .Just then Chas Groaned .Pete asked whats Wrong / .Chas repied i Was out for supper i Had two limberger sandwiches with garlic and onionAnd couple beers too .Well Chas went up the chute and Crossed the airway to Chute60 where the dust guys were drilling in the face .Chas drpped his pants And Left A Nuclear Limberger Fart .Soon The AirwayPulled the Fart Down To Sam An Mikes chute workplace .Arrrgh whats That Smell Im Going To Throw up the Two Hollered .Sum na Beech .Well Chas Hollered down the chute toSam an Mike .Hey dust me again you bustards Revenge Is Sweet .Or Sour .Pete Was My dad .Enjoy Jack
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I'm still chuckling,Jack! Good One!
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No where to run! Thanks for the tale Jack!
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Keep em comin Jack---I love em!!!!!!!!
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I resemble that remark or so I am told....Got revenge that way a few times, just not 1200 ft underground....great story Jack! As FF says, keep em coming!
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double ditto