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Post by lsayre » Mon. Mar. 29, 2021 7:56 pm

What's the difference between a Hammer and a Dollar bill?










When you need to nail something, you don't benefit from being handed a piece of paper with a hammer sketched upon it.

 
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Post by franco b » Tue. Mar. 30, 2021 10:38 pm

Don't forget that with money magically appearing, a hammer should be easy.

 
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Post by lsayre » Wed. Mar. 31, 2021 12:49 am

franco b wrote:
Tue. Mar. 30, 2021 10:38 pm
Don't forget that with money magically appearing, a hammer should be easy.
Not if it's made in China, and we just happen to be at war with China. Also: Think beyond the hammer.


 
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Post by Hambden Bob » Wed. Mar. 31, 2021 5:36 am

Yer Killin' Me,Larr!!

 
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Post by johnjoseph » Wed. Mar. 31, 2021 6:21 am

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