Coffee 9-2-2017

 
coalnewbie
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Post by coalnewbie » Mon. Sep. 04, 2017 9:26 am

I am sure you will deal with the problems just fine...Please send pics of your wife soaping the car in a bikini. If I can be of any assistance let me know.

Simon

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Post by Rob R. » Mon. Sep. 04, 2017 9:59 am

Mass plates! Snoody times two! :D

 
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Post by CapeCoaler » Mon. Sep. 04, 2017 1:50 pm

one of my customers just got a flat...
At night, no doughnut or jack... ;)
New Porsche with roadside assistance...
Tire north of $1200...


 
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Post by coalnewbie » Mon. Sep. 04, 2017 2:11 pm

Thx cc, nice to get validation. Next story up, the $1300 Z4 oil change. The good news is that blondes will soap up a Porsche owner naked. In the case of the snowman, his wife only married him for the Jotuls - two no less. These gold diggers. :D

 
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Post by the snowman » Mon. Sep. 04, 2017 4:06 pm

coalnewbie, Nice car! Standard or Auto trans? Also, nice truck!

Yup, the wife does not give a damn about the car, she is only interested in the 507's as they will keep her warm all winter. She is only concerned about the black diamonds. Gold digger! She has already checked my coal stash and informed me we need to get more.

$1300 for an oil change? Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew I should have purchased a Porsche Boxster instead of a BMW. I wish I knew this info before my purchase.

capcoaler
I had a flat on our Audi last winter (-15F) at the time I had the flat. I got out my jack and wrench only to find the spare rim had cracked sometime during the year and the spare was flat. I called AAA and five hours later a roll back.

 
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Post by coalnewbie » Mon. Sep. 04, 2017 7:14 pm

Be of good cheer snowman, a lot of pain can be avoided by avoiding the BMW dealer. Search now for a local guy who knows how to deal with these cars. I found out the hard way. For me it's Village Auto in Monroe. It's not that they are bad cars in fact they are very good, reliable cars. Just find the right guy to maintain it for you. A choice between a Boxster and Z4 - it's a Z4 all the way.


 
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Post by freetown fred » Mon. Sep. 04, 2017 8:31 pm

Gave a buddy an old lawn tractor I had sittin around for WAY to long--he came back this afternoon & gave me a cotton 6' X 4' American Flag. I'm hopin it don't take my flag pole down--real windy today!!

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Post by coaledsweat » Mon. Sep. 04, 2017 8:44 pm

coalnewbie wrote:Be of good cheer snowman, a lot of pain can be avoided by avoiding the BMW dealer. Search now for a local guy who knows how to deal with these cars. I found out the hard way. For me it's Village Auto in Monroe. It's not that they are bad cars in fact they are very good, reliable cars. Just find the right guy to maintain it for you. A choice between a Boxster and Z4 - it's a Z4 all the way.
Did you ever notice all those neighborhood foreign car guys are just a little odd? :D

 
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Coal Size/Type: Rice,
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Post by coalnewbie » Mon. Sep. 04, 2017 9:04 pm

Did you ever notice all those neighborhood foreign car guys are just a little odd? :D
How about Montgomery NY. A little hole in the wall operation only services Citroen DS21s. He is not very busy and he can be met at the Iron Cafe along with Paul Teutel from OCC. That bunch is very very strange.

 
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Post by freetown fred » Mon. Sep. 04, 2017 9:51 pm

Paul & the boys have a huntin camp a couple towns over--(Taylor,NY) yeah, they're more then a tad peculiar!!

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