Implant Will Alert Your Cell Phone When Your Man Is Cheating

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Post by Lightning » Tue. Dec. 20, 2016 3:15 pm

Well that's no good cuz then I can't play with it anymore hahaha.

 
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Post by coalnewbie » Tue. Dec. 20, 2016 3:42 pm

No lightning that is not it .. It mean it detects if you claim to be in the one match club but you smell of matchlight.


 
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Post by top top » Fri. Mar. 31, 2017 8:45 am

A dairy farmer invented something similar to keep tabs on his wife. This was way before the internet and smart phones. When he had to be out of town for a couple days he placed a cup of fresh milk under the bed, and hung a spoon from the springs. He adjusted it so with just her weight on the bed the spoon stayed dry, but with two people on the bed it would dip into the milk and he could see the evidence. When he returned home he peeked under the bed and was dismayed to see the spoon had indeed been in the milk. Then he pulled the cup of milk out, it had turned into butter.

 
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Post by warminmn » Fri. Mar. 31, 2017 10:44 am

top top wrote:A dairy farmer invented something similar to keep tabs on his wife. This was way before the internet and smart phones. When he had to be out of town for a couple days he placed a cup of fresh milk under the bed, and hung a spoon from the springs. He adjusted it so with just her weight on the bed the spoon stayed dry, but with two people on the bed it would dip into the milk and he could see the evidence. When he returned home he peeked under the bed and was dismayed to see the spoon had indeed been in the milk. Then he pulled the cup of milk out, it had turned into butter.
I had to think a couple seconds about that one! Very funny! :lol:

 
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Post by davidmcbeth3 » Fri. Mar. 31, 2017 5:18 pm

If your partner is not willing to install this implant, you might want to think twice about their commitment to you.”

Merchandising merchandising !


 
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Post by Sunny Boy » Sat. Apr. 01, 2017 1:03 am

'If your partner is not willing to install this implant, you might want to think twice about their commitment to you.”

If you have a partner that thinks this implant is a good Idea,..... you need alot more than an implant ! :lol:

Paul

 
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Post by cokehead » Sat. Apr. 01, 2017 4:59 am

Insanity! :o

 
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Post by Freddy » Sat. Apr. 01, 2017 6:09 am

This is the joke forum? All you have to do is look at the advertisers on a site to know if it's fake news.

 
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Post by Lightning » Sat. Apr. 01, 2017 2:57 pm

Freddy wrote:This is the joke forum? All you have to do is look at the advertisers on a site to know if it's fake news.
Yeah and be careful cuz some of that click bait is bugged... :lol:

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