How Did Santa Clause Come to Bring Coal to Bad Kids?

Post by **dcrane** » Wed. Oct. 23, 2013 8:54 am

Does Santa put Coal in stockings because Coal is bad

After further review and realizing bags of coal seem to be VERY costly ($7.00 per bag) coupled with the fact that bags are now 40 freeking lbs and not 50lbs anymore

Santa needs to start handing out grains of sand or air (or maybe those are getting to costly too)

Post by **Lightning** » Wed. Oct. 23, 2013 9:34 am

I'm guessing Santa heats his toy factory with coal, after all the snowman had two eyes made of coal right?

Post by **dcrane** » Wed. Oct. 23, 2013 10:40 am

wonder how much coal cost up at the North pole if its $7 freeeking dollars per bag in MA

SMITTY · Post by **SMITTY** » Wed. Oct. 23, 2013 10:40 am

How about obamacare vouchers instead?

anthony7812 · Post by **anthony7812** » Wed. Oct. 23, 2013 11:41 am

dcrane wrote:wonder how much coal cost up at the North pole if its $7 freeeking dollars per bag in MA

Its probably cheaper up thier than in MA hehehehe

How Did Santa Clause Come to Bring Coal to Bad Kids?

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